Shoutbox

[FreeBird-USA-]

You go forward to ask the pilot of the plane if hes AAW immune coz ur afraid an AA
ship might be below somewhere

You tell the pilot to lower the plane off the golden angle if hes AAW immune

You are afraid of flying coz there might be a yamato somewhere below

You see a plane and wonder if its a scout, fighter, DB or TB

You take evasive action if u decide its a DB/TB

You calculate the angle needed to hit it if ur an AAwhore

You count the planes taking off at an airport to ensure nobody is using an exploit

You play CS and a sniper pins u behind a wall, and u shout "NERF THE MOLTKE!"

You play CS and a sniper runs into ur shotgun at pointblank range and u
shout "NOOB MOLTKE!"

You see a police car and go 'OMG COOL!!! turtle ship!"

You say "but i only overheat at 35 knots!" when highway patrol pulls u over for
speeding

You reach up on ur dashboard to hit the print screen button when u see someone
run a stop sign, hoping to send in a screenie to get him banned

You walk past a WWII veteran and smile knowingly as you have been there and
done that

You start identifying the ships pictured in ur history textbook...in the middle of class

You argue with ur history teacher that the sevastopol was a US ship, the dunkerque
was a british ship, and the andrea doria was a german ship

You are in awe of the naval warships they show on discovery channel with their
super-advanced missiles, radar and ECM capabilities, and wish u had those on ur BB

You email the history channel when they show a ship not in its NF paintjob, claiming
that they got their ships mixed up

You email the discovery channel disagreeing with their ranking of the iowa was the
number 1 warship of all time, arguing that the yamato has better range and AA

You email the secretary of the navy, suggesting that the nimitz class be outfitted
with guns to ward off humpers

You ask a naval warships captain how much SD he has

You ask a naval warships captain if he can blockshot

You ask a naval warships captain if his gunners are EBVE'ed

You call a naval warships captain a noob for only having a 3" gun forward

You ask a naval warships captain if he has ever hit the xp cap in combat

You laugh at the captain of a stealth frigate, coz ur 16" shells dont use radar to hit
the target

You turn away from someone walking straight at u to dodge the torps hes gonna
shoot

You turn towards someone walking straight at u to dud the torps hes gonna shoot

You see a sign outside some event saying 'All Welcome' and snicker, knowing
nobody is gonna join it

You start lobbing the ball towards other players at high angles in a game of
dodgeball as it does more damage

You call anyone lobbing the ball at high angles a high-angle whore

When someone knocks u down in a fight, u think "20 officers, 15 skilled sailors and
10 rookie sailors are killed"

When ur punches seem to have no effect on the person ur fighting with, u mentally
switch to AP

You start referring to small cars as FFs and semis as BBs

You continuously scan for incoming torps when on a boat

You continuously scan for incoming torps when on a bridge

You repeatedly yell 'X' as loudly as u can when crossing a busy intersection

When a group of u are deciding teams for a game of football, u shout 'STACK AND
GO'!

When the game starts, ur team rushes forward shouting 'F for Fictory!', leaving the
goal wide open

When ur team gets trashed in the game, u yell 'NOOB HOST' and abruptly leave

When ur team gets trashed in the game, the vets on the other team say 'go back to
blitz, nub'

You piss on the toilet seat and blame lag

Whenever u see a traffic accident, u think 'the driver of that car just pulled a cornelie'

Seeing 22 kids in alphabet class reminds u of a certain SY player

You call ur dad a leecher for not having guns on his fishing boat

You start calling farmers 'agricultural specialists'

You ask farmers how they get their goldbar

When going on a trip to japan, u schedule a side trip to kure, hiroshima, home of the
yamato museum

You call the museum staff noobs for not realising that there was a japanese bb5 in
WWII

You ask the car salesman how much armour the car can fit, and whether its worth
removing seats to make room for more deck armour

You hear a voice saying 'cannot fire even if u clear the port' when u leave ur house
and forget something

You hear a voice saying 'im out of fuel, im coming home' when the needle in ur car
touches the 'E'

You type '/where kevin' when asking a friend on msn where someone else is <--- im
guilty of that =.=


When you go outside for 4th of July you yell out "Stupid Noobs using FC ammo, it doesn't do anything!!!"

When your home security passcode is the same as your trade password.

When you log in to your computer and the NavyField Theme song plays while it loads up. (did this for about a month)

When you have NavyField Music on your iPOD or MP3 Player.

When the NavyField Theme song is your cell's ringtone.

When you met your NF friends in real life and call them by their account names in public instead of their real names.

When you have a second bank account specifically for paypal transactions for NavyField.

When you ask your boss for a day off to go out of town, but secretly need to play NFAFL/HA.

When you use sexual lingo in bed with your significant other, replacing certain terms with, "getting torped", "humping the cv", "i got your depth charge".

When you sit in a meeting and check the NF Forum on your smart phone isntead of paying attention.

When you start wearing the naval veteran hats with the patch of your highest ship on it.

When you ask a WW2 Naval Vet if they had problems with noob cvs not scouting for them during the war too.

When you see a CV captian and yell out, 'Noob cv player!!"

When you see a veteran BB captian and yell out "Noob BB player scout for yourself!!"

When you play Battleship and name 10 coordanents trying to pass it off as Hedgehogs searching for the SS.

When you play Battleship and your sub gets hit and you take it off the board claiming it went in to crash dive.

"When your in basic training and your DI yells at you "GO GO GO" and you turn around and yell back in his face "I KICK GO GO GO SPAMMERS STOP BACKSEAT HOSTING NOOB!!!!""

[Ghosty]

Yamato on the screen? Nonsense my Paradise City will go neck and neck with that ship, while I cause minor damage to it, it in turn will turn one gun on me and blast me out of the sky. I deleted that game, I may play it again if people in the clan are interested.

[Punisher]

WOW way to long, if i tried to read that my eyes would fall out

[Desan]

dont get this funny and i even bothered myself to read it lol....
And i have to say sorry but yet another unfun post

[FreeBird-USA-]

It's because you are illiterate and dont play NF

[lilgreasy]

ghosty u should and u gotta learn how to play it right

[Ghosty]

Meh I got a LC n stuff, I lost interest to be honest

[PenguinMaster]

I thought there were some funny comments in the post but actually didn't get most of the abbreviations owing to the fact I have never heard of Navy Front..nm

Penguinissimus Ignoramus

[Desan]

i ment absolutly same Peng.. too much agree

[FreeBird-USA-]

BVE means ..nvm im not going to explain it.. you should paly it, figure it out^^